Celebrity Kids

Australia’s New Weekly reports that Jen is pregnant with serial monogamist John Mayer’s child.  The tab reports this is the reason they’ve gotten back together.   The couple were first spotted out together last week and are clearly working on a reunion.   Star reported that Jen was afraid to respond to John’s emails and texts because she didn’t want to be hurt again.  I can only surmize that Jen wanted a child, if indeed she is pregnant, because she’s nearly 40 and clearly knows how use birth control.  (She was married to bad Pitt and if you stand next to him you get pregnant. Ask Angelina Jolie.)File this under rumor.  Then file it under rumor again.  Then take this all with a grain of salt